Today I get her. I’m so excited, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to make it through work.

No, I’m not replacing my wife. It hasn’t even been thirty days yet! I am talking about my ALL NEW 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee! Can you guess why I call her "Ruby"? Because she’s Inferno Red. No seriously, that’s the color. Inferno Red. Not just Red. Inferno Red.

I just hope I don’t find any issues with it that the dealer will have to fix. Otherwise, I’ll have to wait longer to pick it up.